Intro: Real real real good Real real real good You broke the lady's heart in two A dirty, dirty dirty thing to do And now you're thinkin' that you're Real real real good Real real real nice Real real real nice You broke the lady's heart for sure Evenin' up the score N.C. And now you're thinkin' that you're Real real real nice Bridge I told you if she was my gal I'd be treatin' her like my queen Never never never doin' nothin' gonna make her frown But if you've got the notion To be hurtin' her just once more You better look out Plannin' on leavin' town N.C. Cause I'll come lookin' for you buddy Real real real good Real real real good You broke the lady's heart in two A dirty, dirty dirty thing to do And now you're thinkin' that you're Real real real good Instrumental break Bridge I told you if she was my gal I'd be treatin' her like my queen Never never never doin' nothin' gonna make her frown But if you've got the notion To be hurtin' her just once more You better look out Plannin' on leavin' town N.C. 'Cause I'll come lookin' for you buddy Real real real good Real real real good You broke the lady's heart for sure Evenin' up the score N.C. And now you're thinkin' that you're Real real real good Instrumental until fade