Intro: o-oh-ooohh o-oh-ooohh Changing strings, And banging on things A couple of girls from the school Would listen to KISS (With rockets for fists) Acting like Saturdays fool Learned how to smoke, Told dirty jokes Talked about loose girls from Rome I made out with most of them So I raised a toast to them Especially now that I'm (old) And they're 45 with husbands who don't like their wives 3 or 4 kids, make enough to survive In their paper mill jobs While their teen heartthrobs Are playing in bands Or they're dead Can I go back to when I was the winner Way before the rain came And washed away the sinners Everyone was something and Nothing was done right or wrong-ooh Intro