Intro: verse 1: Strum down once for both I ask myself why are you still around Strum down once for both It’s just my 19th nervous breakdown Strum down once for both You sleep all day I’m working weekends I’m sick of you and your stupid friends Pre Chorus You’re living life just like a dream Strum down once and let it ring out Lost in the scene I’m so jaded, frustrated I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry To mess up my life Get your shit together ’cause it’s Strum down three times on each "Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Welcome to the real world Interlude: Whoa Oh verse 2: Strum down once for both You’re like a leech latching onto me Strum down once for both Sucking out all my energy Strum down once for both Out to dinner and you’re on the phone The bill comes but your wallet’s at home Pre Chorus You may be smooth, you may be fine Strum down once and let it ring out But you’re a waste of my time I’m so jaded, frustrated I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry To mess up my life Get your shit together ’cause it’s Strum down three times on each "Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Welcome to the real world Bridge: Don’t you think you’ll ever get a clue Tell you what you gotta do Swear I won’t scream And I won’t shout Strum down once and let it ring out Just take your trash and get out I’m so jaded, frustrated I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you twice on this line Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry To mess up my life Get your shit together ’cause it’s Strum down three times on each "Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Maybe you should get a life Strum down three times on each "Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa I feel sorry for your future wife Strum down three times on each "Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Welcome to the real world