Man In The Little White Suit

Smoking cigarettes by the carton drinking coffee by the pound Slowly pulling my hair out by the roots Acting funny looking in a mirror making faces like a clown Just sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit Everybody told me you would drive me crazy And they said you'd have me barking like a hound But a fool in love ain’t got the sense to listen Now my barking is the gossip of the town Smoking cigarettes by the carton drinking coffee by the pound Slowly pulling my hair out by the roots Acting funny looking in a mirror making faces like a clown Just sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit Just a crazy fool would believe the things you told me I hate to say the fool is you know who I'd sooner be the victim of a hanging Then be a fool I am because of you Smoking cigarettes by the carton drinking coffee by the pound Slowly pulling my hair out by the roots Acting funny looking in a mirror making faces like a clown Just sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit Yeah I’m sitting here waiting for the man in the little white suit