Nice guys finish last, That's why I'll treat you like trash, It's not what I really wanna do. But, you only date bad guys so, I'll give it my best try to, Treat you the way you want me to. Verse 1: I never open a door, or pull out a chair. You can tell me how your day was but I don't really care. And if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it, Cause I'd be cold too If I gave you my jacket. repeated chords Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front, Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk. I never answer my phone, whenever you call it And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet. Chorus Verse 2 And Imma BEAT you! At every competition. Going out with the girls you better get my permission. Wait no, I take that back, you can't go, House is on tonight and that's my favorite show! Do I look fat in this dress? Hell yeah you do! Wait lemme speak your language Cows go Moo! Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO! Chorus BRIDGE But behind the scenes she means the world to me. Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved. Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care... But that won't win her heart BECAUSE.... Chorus