Intro: She was a girl from a one horse town The only place for miles around Cutting hair in the modern style Putting in the nine to five But, every night it was the same old drea-eam On the cover of a magazine She looked good, but it could never come true 'cause nothing ever happens round here Nothing ever happens round here She had a boyfriend in the town He spent his days just messing around Stick shifts and steering wheels Motorbikes and automobiles And, every night it was the same old thi-ing Meet the boys for a couple of drinks Shoot pool and talk about girls And nothing ever happens round here Nothing ever happens round here Chorus: