UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER () 1. HE WAS BORN IN SANTA S STABLE HIS WIFE S NAME S BETTY LOU THELMA DOE HE S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE HE S PULLIN CAUSE SANTA TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO CHORUS: AND IT S UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER REINDEER WHO HAS PULLED THE SLEIGH SO WELL HE S THIRTY-FOUR AND PULLIN SLEIGHS AROUND THE WORLD JUST TIPPIN EGGNOG GLASSES AND CHASIN ELVES 2. SURE DOES LIKE HIS NORTH STAR BEER LIKES TO CHASE IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD PENGUIN LIQUOR PULLS A FIFTY-SEVEN GMC PICKUP SLEIGH GOT A BIG RACK, DEER HUNTERS NEED LOVE TOO STICKER CHORUS R IS FOR THE REDNESS OD HIS RED, RED NOSE E IS FOR THE ELVES WHO BUILD THE TOYS I IS FOR ICE N IS FOR NORTH POLE D IS FOR DONTER DOUBLE E IS FOR EXTRA ELVES AND R IS FOR -- RED NOSE! CHORUS (AS MANY TIMES AS REQUIRED TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE SICK OF SINGING)