Intro verse 1 Have a word with your Patron Saint Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint All The exit doors are all double-locked Because St Sebastian sways but doesn't rock verse 2 Here's to you - you put up a fight You're the last to leave, now turn out the light You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife Now the Ordinance Survey is mapping out your life Pre-Chorus Look at the small prIntro: it's what we agreed Sign your name before we teach you how to read This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told verse 3 I'm a celebrity - let me in here One last jump from the end of the pier We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run My Get Up And Go got up and now it's gone Pre-Chorus Look at the small intro it's what we agreed Sign your name before we teach you how to read This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told With a little lip service to breaking the mold Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told Outro We're going on strike for twelve percent We're not downhearted yet They're filming it all for a reality show So twelve percent we'll get We're going on strike for twelve percent We're not downhearted yet They're filming it all for a reality show So twelve percent we'll get