Intro: Peel me a grape, crush me some ice Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow Start me a smoke, talk to me nice You got to wine me and dine me Don't try and fool me, bejewell me Either amuse me, or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Pop me a cork, French me a fry Crack me a nut, bring a bowl for my pillow Chill me some wine, keep standing by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, kid glove me Best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Here's how to be an agreeable chap Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say 'do it,' jump to it Send out for Scotch, call me a cab Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, don't bug me New Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape