verse 1 Have you met my friend Henry Have you met my friend Sam One is long and lean one is short and mean known quite well throughout this land verse 2 Have you heard my friend Henry Have you heard my friend Sam One’s long and barks one’s quick and sharp known quite well throughout this land verse 3 I’d be dead if not for henry I’d be dead if not for Sam They smoke with those who stood opposed to the way i deal and the way I am verse 4 Gonna despise my friend henry Gonna despise my friend Sam Too many times I lost my mind Fell down in my trembling hand