Flip-flop

verse 1 I’m a lazy thing, not a marathon runner But if I’m in a hurry I can walk a twenty minute mile I’m dirt cheap, I save a lot of money But I’m a fashion statement that never goes out of style I still drive the ladies wild Yes I’m a flip flop, making a stand On a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand Feel free to tread on me Honey, I’m just being all I can be A little flip flop and I won’t stop Rocking the neighborhood verse 2 I slide right on and I slide right off Take me or leave me but keep me from the garbage can You’ll want me here when the weather gets warm When you’re chillin in a swimsuit laying out workin on a tan I’m your fair weather friend Yeah baby I’m a flip flop dropping a beat I’ll save your little piggies from the hot concrete Feel free to tread on me Honey, I’m just being all I can be A little flip flop and I won’t stop Rocking the neighborhood Bridge I’m not a cowboy boot, a wing tip shoe, or an elegant high heel I’m not a heavy duty work boot with a toe covered in steel But I can take a whole lot of abuse, yeah, yeah verse 3 I can’t go to church, I can’t go out dancing I can’t have a nice dinner, can’t take you to a broadway show, no The office place, it wasn’t made for me You can’t make it in a rat race if you like to take it slow, no, no, no The worlds a big dress code And I’m a flip flop making a stand On a sole made of rubber in the shifting stand Feel free to tread on me Honey, I’m just being all I can be A little flip flop and I won’t stop rockin’ I’m a flip flop and I won’t stop rockin’ I’m a flip flop and I won’t stop rockin’