Avant Gardener

I sleep in late Another day Oh what a wonder Oh what a waste. Its a monday Its so mundane What exciting things Will happen today? The yard is full of hard rubbish its a mess and I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab We should ammend that I pull the sheets back Its 40 degrees And i feel like im dying. Lifes getting hard in here So i do some gardening Anything to take my mind away from where its sposed to be. The nice lady next door talks of green beds And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes. I feel pro-active I pull out weeds All of a sudden Im having trouble breathing in. (x2) My hands are shaky My knees are weak I cant seem to stand On my own two feet Im breathing but im wheezing Feel like im emphysem-in My throat feels like a funnel Filled with weet bix and kerosene and Oh no, next thing i know They call up triple o Id rather die than owe the hospital Till I get old I get adrenalin Straight to the heart I feel like Uma Thurman Post-overdosing kick start Reminds me of the time When i was really sick and i Had too much psuedoefedryn and i Couldnt sleep at night Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent Hes probably wondering what im doing getting in an ambulance The paramedic thinks im clever cos i play guitar I think shes clever cos she stops people dying Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic Shouldve stayed in bed today I much prefer the mundane. I take a hit from An asthma puffer I do it wrong I was never good at smoking bongs. Im not that good at breathing in Im not that good at breathing in Im not that good at breathing in