Intro: Just got home from Illinois. Lock the front door, oh boy! Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch. Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin' Doot, doot, doot lookin out my back door. Giant doin cart wheels. A statue wearing high heels. Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. Dinosaur victrola listenin' to Buck Owens, doot, doot, doot lookin out my back door. Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band. Won't you take a ride on the flyin spoon, doot doo doo. Wonderous apparition provided by magicians, doot, doot, doot lookin out my back door Smile with me tomorrow, today I'll find no sorrow, doot, doot, doot lookin out my back door. {break} Forward troubles Illinois. Lock the front door, oh boy. Look at all the happy creatures dancin on the lawn. Bother me tomorrow, today I'll find no sorrow. doot, doot, doot lookin out my back door.