I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes I want a squirty flower squirt it on you Like all the bad clowns do I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care As long as I am there I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man The human cannonball I'll rise above it all Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh god I'm gonna die I am a carney worker I make two bucks Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man I'm a carney man I'm a carney man You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell I'm a carney man Notes: If you ever get the chance to see these guys, take advantage. They really keep the joint rockin' and have a good time. They also dress up the live version of Carney Man and make it more "colorful". You play the string, 3rd fret. If you ever hear the song you'll pick right up on the strum pattern. Please direct all suggestions, corrections, additions, and cussins to The Big L ([email protected])
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