I'm so childish, a little bit wildish With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger If you're coming, come prepared for a fight Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much swearing And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad I try my bestest, well as far the restest Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would Ends with: Hope I could help!