She's not so good in a crowd, but when you get her a - lone, You'd be sur - prised; She is - n't much at a dance, but when I take her home, You'd be sur - prised. She does - n't look like much of a lov - er, But don't judge a book by it's cov - er; She's got the face of an an - gel but There's a dev - il in her eye. She's such a del - i - cate thing but when we start to squeeze, You'd be sur - prised She's does - n't look ver - y strong and tho' she's weak in the knees, You'd be sur - prised. At a par - ty or at a ball, I've got to ad - mit she's noth - ing at all, But in a Mor - ris chair, you'd be sur - prised. She's not so good in the house, but on a bench in the park, You'd be sur - prised; She is - n't much in the light but when she gets in the dark, You'd be sur - prised. I know she looks as slow as the E - rie, You don't know the half of it, dear - ie; She looks as cold as an Es - ki - mo, But there's fi - re in her eyes. She does - n't say ver - y much, but when she starts in to speak, You'd be sur - prised; She's not so good at the start, but at the end of the week, You'd be sur - prised. On a street - car or in a train, You'd think she was born with - out an - brain, But in a tax - i - cab, you'd be sur - prised.