Intro: x2 verse 1: Got Up This Morning To Make Some Coffee Everything Sucks Today Prayed Someone Hired A Hitman To Off Me Everything Sucks Today Refrain 1: Got Up On The Wrong Side Of Life This Morning Nothing Today Is Gonna Go My Way Horoscope Told Me Lies This Morning I Don't Think Anything Is Gonna Be Okay Today Everything Sucks Today Everything Sucks Today Everything Sucks Today verse 2: Right Girl Didn't Call And The Wrong Ones Knocking Everything Sucks Today Flat Tire On My Car So I Guess I'm Walking Everything Sucks Today Refrain 2: Taxman Came And Took My Money Now All My Other Bills Are Gonna Be Late My Girlfriend is Moving In This Morning I Don't Think Anything Is Gonna Be Okay (Repeat Chorus 1) Guitar Solo: x2 (Repeat Refrain 1) Today Everything Sucks Today Everything Sucks Today (hold) Everything Sucks Today