Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids, A jukebox and a pocket full of change, Just a few of my favorite things, Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids, verse 1 Bartenders will listen when you talk, And bar stools are there when you can't walk, And I'll always make a waitress my best friend, Until the music stops and closin time begins, Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids, A jukebox and a pocket full of change, Just a few of my favorite things, Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids, Instrumental verse 2 Outside lies a heart that's been broke, But in here it's a world of song and smoke, That way my eyes and ears can lie to me, While I drink another shot of make believe, Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids, A jukebox and a pocket full of change, Just a few of my favorite things, Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids, Bartenders, bar stools and bar maids,