Crazy Rhythm, here's the doorway I'll go my way, you go your way Crazy Rhythm, from now on we're through Here is where we have a showdown I'm too high hat, you're too low-down Crazy Rhythm, here's goodbye to you They say that when a high-brow meets a low-brow Walkin' along Broadway Soon the high-brow, he has no brow Ain't it a shame, and you're to blame What's the use of prohibition You produce the same condition Crazy Rhythm, I've gone crazy too