Raise your glass We have incorporated Place your bets We're all so sick of waiting Queen Takes Jack You got me this time but i'll get you back So pick a number... To all the ones that tried the most Was I suposed to cheer your efforts? Sorry that I chose so poorly Golly gee am I the poster girl? Interlude: (repeat x2) She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when it's raining Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling