Gravity plays favorites I know it cause I saw Honest to god officer it's awful (awful) Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor Trading in my talents by the mouthful Hate to break it to you but its out of my control Forces go to work while we are sleeping (sleeping) If I could attack with a more sensible approach Obviously thats what I'd be doing, ... right? Someone tell her, someone get her up! Now, necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the white side You are on the black side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my good side If you got a straight line This would be a good time Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all Some of us are getting mighty lucky (aren't we?) If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall You think I can't fly well you just watch me, watch me Someone tell her, someone get her up! (listen for breaks and vocal improv) (I think we've lost her!) Necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the thin side You are on the fat side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my bad side If you want a straight line This would be a good time The sky is always falling down on me The sky is always falling, falling The sky is always falling down So officer forgive me please! (x8)