I don't want french fried potatoes Red ripe tomatoes I'm never satisfied I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side I don't want pork chops and bacon That won't awaken My appetite inside I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side Bridge A fella's really got to eat And a fella should eat right Five will get you ten I'm gonna feed myself right tonight I don't want fish cakes and rye bread You heard what I said Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side