Don't ask me if you don't wanna know Wind me up, watch me go on a tear Like a bear in a den, like a lion in a pen that's mad I've never been too good at walking that line Rather take my ticket and pay my fine It's a shame when the name of the game is not making nobody mad I'm Just sayin' what's slippin' off the tip of my tongue Somebody call 911, get the PC police on my ass Have 'em lock me up for sayin' petty old silly old facts Yeah I oughta not talk like that, especially when I'm drinking But I'm just sayin' what everybody's thinkin' Better keep it to yourself, loose lips sink ships Better lock it up tight, don't shoot from the hip Wanna hear how you feel But whatever you do boy don't get real Might hurt his feelings, might hurt her pride Don't wanna be wrong, don't wanna take sides It ain't cool, it aint fair You're confusing me with somebody who cares Chorus Bridge: I can't say grass, I can't say stoned, gotta leave cocaine out of my song So much weight on a little bitty of word, if you ask me its all absurd. Chorus