I close the office right on time, start the car and get in line And I approach the Franklin Circle stoplight My mind is working overtime, it's once again decision time Which direction will I turn tonight Stoplight please don't take so long, temptation's gettin' mighty strong The fever in my body moves my arm Will it go up or down tonight, to make the signal left or right Left to home or right to Mary's charms Chorus: To the left where dinner's on the table Set with lots of love most every night Or to the right where I know I'll be able To satisfy my body's appetite Should I go right to Mary's house or turn left and go home Should I go left to right or right to wrong (Repeat the chorus and repeat the last line at the end)