Intro: | | Never been a woman But I know the pain The pain of labor And the warpath of age I've been with so many And yet none have seen through Despite their intuition The extent of the ruse Oh, yeah, I've never been a woman Why must I befriend each And every girl I meet the lively lit bars This dying dark world I'm doped up on laughter And they always oblige This emptiness in me With wet glassy eyes Oh, yeah, I've never been a woman But they've given me my life True love bears nothing In common with this This constant amusement Some ceaseless caress Yet I accept nothing No price could be paid The occasional miracle With Marissa or Jane Oh, now, I've never been a woman My time here is so brief I cannot pretend That I can sustain you Like this till the end Don't lie to the ladies It does not take words All it takes is an inkling That you, they can cure Oh, now, I've never been a woman That much is sure Wandering hunger Honin' corrupt Lays waiting each moment While you tend, while you selflessly touch Satisfy and sate her The only one in the room I can see Who is really being pleasured is me, is me, is me Oh, now, I've never been a woman But I have known pain