Intro: #1. Where was Jody when the lights went out? Standin' in the corner, shout, shout sister, shout! What a party, Lordy, Lordy! (Big fat piano man, he sure can wail away.) What a party, Lordy, Lordy! (Big fat piano man, he sure can play-ay-ay.) #2. The girl was dressed with no shoes on. The big tenor man really blew his horn. What a party, Lordy, Lordy! (Big fat piano man, he sure can wail away.) What a party, Lordy, Lordy! (Big fat piano man, he sure can play-ay-ay.) #3. Somebody called a cop about half past four. He knew he just couldn't get through that door..(one more time!) What a party, Lordy, Lordy! (Big fat piano man, he sure can wail away.) What a party Lordy, Lordy! (Big fat piano man, he sure can play-ay-ay.) OUTRO:SAX: (Fade.)