Intro: verse 1: Sometimes I think about silly things, it's easy to do if you have the time It often happens when I'm falling off to sleep after a second glass of wine The clock is usually running out, down by one or could be tied I'm fading back, I'm winding up, the championship's on the line Chorus 1: But what if there was a road to heaven, that's what came to me today Would there be traffic jams with diamond lanes Pot holes filled up rain? Would there be tolls still left to pay If there was a road to heaven Made of gold or made out of clay Would the angels wave up the hill or in my mirror just fade away Break: verse 2: I've never been the kinda man who hits his knees babe Got no answers for big questions, well, I don't know. Ah, maybe tomorrow lightning will hit me on the head And we can find out if we're just a joke Now, Jesus I'm told can build a bridge finer than any other man There's a certain piece to a country road with a wheel in your hand Chorus 2: If there was a road to heaven would there be laws I must obey If I drove my Mustang eighty-five late one night turn out the lights, would the stars still light the way If there was a road to heaven Made of gold or made out of clay Would the angels wave up the hill or in my mirror just fade away Bridge: Night turns to morning the old man should be snoring I got to get some sleep before I'm awake Up with the monkeys, I sure love the monkeys, but this job ain't all cookies and cake verse 3: Sometimes I think about silly things. It's easy to do if you got the wine In the Eagle we're landing. I'm the President or a foreign king with a harem from Encino to Brunei But if there was a road to heaven it'd be one long and crazy ride If there was a road to heaven, babe, that's a road I'd like to find Ending: