Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. Then one day he while shootin' at some food Up from the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea Well the first thing you know Ole Jed’s a millionaire. The kinfolk said, “Jed, move away from there!” They said “Californie is the place that you oughta be!” So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is, Swimming pools, and movie stars Now, it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin. They would like to thank you all for kindly dropin’ in. You’re all invited back again to this locality, To have a heapin’ helpin’ of their hospitality. Hillbillies, that's good folks, Y'all come back now, y'hear?