This nine pound hammer Is a little too heavy It’s for my size Honey, for my size Oh buddy Don't you roll so slow Baby, how can I roll When the wheels won't go I'm going on a mountain Gonna see my baby But I ain't coming back Lord I ain't coming back Chorus It’s a long way to Hazzard And a long way to Harlen Just to get a little brew Just to get a little brew Chorus Now when I’m long gone You can make my tombstone Out of number 9 coal Out of number nine coal Chorus Repeat 1st verse Chorus