Intro It's because I know she's a disaster A walking mess, a master of misery She's everything that possibly could go wrong She'll always be a lifelong tragedy And now I know that she's the one for me verse 1 I'm finding that I can no longer deny it N.C. The risk of perjury N.C. But my only hope N.C. I can find my way back without being a casualty With every blink of an eye she will constantly try To destroy everything with a will to survive But it's alright if you ask me I'll go all night cause in this case anything goes They want, you need to see It's because I know she's a disaster A walking mess, a master of misery She's everything that possibly could go wrong She'll always be a lifelong tragedy That's how I know that she will always be My third degree for alarm, emergency The bane of our society She'll always be a lifelong tragedy That's how I know that she's the one for me verse 2 So take your best shot I hope your hand is steady Because we all know that your aim's not Too dead on or accurate You couldn't hit a fly If you were standing in a pile of shit Shake yourself off Let me give you a word of advice And just save yourself while you still can Shake yourself off And don't even think twice about it Save yourself while you still can I don't think that you understand she's a disaster A walking mess, a master of misery She's everything that possibly could go wrong She'll always be a lifelong tragedy That's how I know that she will always be My third degree for alarm, emergency The bane of our society She'll always be a lifelong tragedy That's how I know that she's the one for me Interlude Bridge Shake yourself off And don't even think twice about it Save yourself while you still can N.C. I'm finding that I can no longer deny it N.C. The risk of perjury N.C. But my only hope N.C. I can find my way back without being a casualty She's a disaster A walking mess, a master of misery She's everything that possibly could go wrong She'll always be a lifelong tragedy That's how I know that she will always be My third degree for alarm, emergency The bane of our society She'll always be a lifelong tragedy That's how I know that she's the one for me