Intro: Something's gotta give, something's gotta give Something's gotta give When an irresistible force, such as you Meets an old immovable object like me You can bet as sure as you live Something's gotta give, something's gotta give Something's gotta give When an irresistible force, such as you Warms an old implacable heart, such as mine Don't say no because I insist Somewhere, somehow, someone's gonna be kissed Bridge So en garde who knows what the fates have in store From their vast mysterious sky I'll try hard ignoring those lips I adore But how long can anyone try Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight it with all of our might Chances are some heavenly star spangled night We'll find out as sure as we live Something's gotta give, something's gotta give Something's gotta give