Hey there people I'm Bobby BRown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth are shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney Here I am at the famous school I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the american dream I do not think I'm too extreme And I'm a handsom son of a bitch I'm gonna get a good job and be well rich ( get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job) Women's liberation Came creeping all across the nation I tell you people, I was not ready When I ***ed this dyke by the name of Freddy She made a little speach then uuh, she tried to make me say when She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the american dream But now I smell like vaseline I'm a miserable son of a bitch I a boy or a lady, I don't know which ( I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder) So I went out and bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doing radio promo And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me and a friend Sort of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God, I am the american dream With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream And I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred" Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm going down And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm going down I am not sure that it's so try Dm...