A Fine Romance

A fine romance with no kisses, A fine romance, my friend, this is; We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes. A fine romance, you won't nestle; A fine romance, you won't wrestle. You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance. A fine romance, my good woman My strong, aged in the wood woman You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least the y flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance, with no clinches A fine romance with no hitches You never give the orchids I send a glance; No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance.