Big Ass Garage Sale Fred Eaglesmith Well that's an old toaster, it just needs a cord And there's a full set of coasters, if there was only one more But that's a brand new barbeque, it's my brother Pete's When he bought it he forgot that, he doesn't eat meat And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale There's a car out back, it just needs a motor And a couple a-doors, and a full set of rotors But it used to run good, it had a whole lotta' heart And the beautiful thing is, we got another one for parts And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale It's a big ass garage sale It's a big ass garage sale