Intro: Verse: If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot If you need to pour your heart out And try to rectify some situation, that you're facin' Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Verse: When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line Rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination, of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association It represents the hardhat gunrack, achin'-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd They're heart is in the music and they love to play it loud There's no forms or no applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Solo : Verse: We're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts we reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation for your frustration It's called an American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Chorus: