Intro – CHORUS All my Ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd really love to be All my Ex's Live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Rosanna's down in Texarkana wanted me to push her broom Sweet Eileen's in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon And Allison's in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin' for me Chorus Solo – I remember that ole Frio River Where I learned to swim But it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin By Transcendental Meditation I go there each night But I always come back to myself, long before daylight Chorus Tag Some folks think I’m hidden it’s been rumored that I died But I’m alive in well in Tennessee