Intro verse 1 Weatherman said, "It's 105" Is it global warming, I'm trying to decide Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink Is there life on Mars, the question begs What came first, the chicken or the egg? Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink It'll make you stop and go inside of your favorite bar And sit a while on a tall bar stool, think and think and think No, you don't need a big excuse to pop a top and cut it loose Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink verse 2 Well, I recall a buddy of mine He dropped dead when he was only 49 Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink He left all his money behind His best friend married his widow wife Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink It'll make you stop and go inside of your favorite bar And sit a while on a tall bar stool, and think and think and think No, you don't need a big excuse to pop a top and cut it loose Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink Instrumental verse 3 You know the common man can't get a break Wall Street cheats and guess who pays? Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink You're headed home, the work day is done Neon sign flashing 2-for-1 Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink Oh, it'll make you stop and go inside of your favorite bar And sit a while on a tall bar stool, and think and think and think No, you don't need a big excuse to pop a top and cut it loose Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink Yeah, little stuff like that will make you stop and drink Outro Ooh, yeah man, pull it over here boys I need a drink