Intro: verse 1 Now somewhere in the black hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon one day his woman ran off with another guy hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that he said I'm a gonna get that boy So one day he walked into town and booked himself a room in the local saloon verse 2 Rocky Racoon checked into his room only to find Gideon's Bible Now Rocky had come equipped with a gun to shoot off the legs of his rival His rival it seems had broken his dreams by stealing the girl of his fancy Her name was McGill but she called herself Lil' but everyone knew her as Nancy Now she and her man who called himself Dan were in the next room at the hoedown........ Riff verse 3 Now Rocky burst in and grinning a grin he said Danny boy this is a showdown Ahh But Daniel was hot he drew first and shot and Rocky collapsed in the corner Na na na na na na na na verse 4 Now the doctor came in and he was stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table He said Rock you met your match And he said Doc it's only a scratch And I'll be better I'll be better Doc just as soon as I'm able Verse 5 Now Rocky Raccoon he went back in his room only to find Gideon's bible Now Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt to help with poor Rocky's revival Na na na na na na na na