verse 1 I'm halfway home, at the pub on the corner of the street I see kids from school, but I stare down at my feet Sports on TV They scream for victory A few blocks down, there's Dawn, she's got spinach on her teeth In between the front ones, just a little bitty leaf And I try to speak, but Dawn makes me nervous And I get overexcited Can't do a damn thing about it My God we're shoulder to shoulder Nice guy looking for a future lover verse 2 The pet shop'??s closed, too bad, cause animals like me back We had a dog once, we all just called her Kat Was mum's idea She's got great sense of humor Later tonight, some soup, then I'll probably send a text Hey Dawn it's Jim, would you like to have some sex? And if that's too weird, maybe just a hot chocolate I get so overexcited Can't do a damn thing about it My God we're shoulder to shoulder Nice guy looking for a future lover Bridge I get so overexcited Can't do a damn thing about it My God we're shoulder to shoulder Nice guy looking for a future lover Outro Cause I'm bored, bored, bored Everyone knows it's hard living with mother (with mother) If you can even call this living Here's the right cymbal Nothing makes a man feel more alive Than when they're the tanging the hump of the ride Tang the hump