Oh I am Fucking an animal I'm Fucking an animal I'm holding on the horns Fucking an animal I'm involved in porn Fucking an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm fucking an animal Drinking fifty beers Fucking an animal Blowing fifty steers Fucking an animal oh I'm a fuckin' queer Fucking an animal Didn't need to take her on a date Just had to stand here on a crate No talking, no torment No long-term comittment Just me and my animal, Getting my dick bent I'm fucking an animal Didn't have to say please I'm fucking an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fucking an animal Damn hard on the knees I'm fucking an animal Animal fucker on the loose I'm Fucking an animal I'll go from dog to goose I'm Fucking an animal One time I fucked a moose I'm fucking an animal Now the animal's in pain It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain) And now it starts to rain... But I'm still the same I'm fucking an animal Not proud of what I do... I'm fucking an animal Had a great time at the zoo I'm fucking an animal Cause you won't let me fuck you Animal!