Verso 1: Honey, come on over here and sit down real nice and close Don't you worry, just wanna get a better look at ya Not that you didn't look good before I'm gonna lay down my cards Don't take this too hard I don't want normal 'cause that's been done I need that up and about That classic Casanova kinda stuff You better tell me that you love me Tell me that you need me Treat me like I'm everything you want and more Tell me that I'm funny and sexy If you don't, then, honey, there's the door You better tell me that I sparkle That my eyes are diamonds Tell me I remind you of Marilyn Monroe Treat me like the star of your show If you don't, well, honey, there's the door Verso 2: Phew, that I got that off my chest Don't hold it against me I gotta give it to you straight 'Cause that's what I do best Baby, tell me, where are you taking me next? Is it Greece or in Rome? A vacation at home? I don't want normal 'cause that's been done I need that up and about That classic Casanova kinda stuff You better tell me that you love me Tell me that you need me Treat me like I'm everything you want and more Tell me that I'm funny and sexy If you don't, then, honey, there's the door You better tell me that I sparkle That my eyes are diamonds Tell me I remind you of Bridget Bardot Treat me like the star of your show If you don't, well, honey, there's the door You better tell me that you love me Tell me that you need me Treat me like I'm everything you want and more Tell me that I'm funny and sexy If you don't, then, honey, there's the door You better tell me that I sparkle That my eyes are diamonds Tell me I remind you of Marilyn Monroe Treat me like the star of your show If you don't, well, honey, there's the door