verse 1 The day that you died was a good day, Hundreds of people wished you on your way, Neil Gaiman wrote about you on his blog, and you and your girl ate mini corndogs Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me, You made a lot of money and got a masters degree, and you married a girl we adore, But now I reap the rewards verse 2 Oh, thank you for all your hard work, Hank Your bank account swelled a lot before it shrank, But you could have worked maybe a little bit harder, Yeah, I could have used a few more thousand dollars Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me, You made a lot of money and got a masters degree, and you married a girl we adore, But now I reap the rewards verse 3 You watched a lot of people get married, John and Sarah, John and Amy, Ethan and Sarah, Jason and Ashley, Holy crap, I bet they'll all have babies. Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me, You made a lot of money and got a masters degree, and you married a girl we adore, But now I reap the rewards But now I reap the rewards Yeah, now I reap the rewards OUTRO The day that you died was a good day,