Well, some say I'm not country And that's just fine with me Cause I don't wanna be country With some faggot looking over at me And they say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really sucks Chorus: Well I'm here to put the Dick in Dixie And the c**t back in country Cause the kind of country I hear now days Is a bunch of sh*t to me And they say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really sucks Well they're losing all the outlaws That had to stand their ground And they're being replaced by these kids From a manufactured town And they don't have no idea 'Bout sorrow and woe Cause they're all just too damn busy Kissin' ass on Music Row Chorus