I might get drunk and rob a bank Shoot my car if it don't crank Try to raise a little cane Mess the walls up with some paint Might even join a rodeo Ride my horse to Buffal Change my name to Bill I don't think I ever will Chorus: But I can't promise you I won't Some people do; some people don't Some people win some people lose Some people never get to choose All you can do is the best you can And hope things work out like ya plan I plan to stay but I might go I can't say cause I don't know Instrumental I might become the president And tell the world I'm heaven sent Take up drinking cold iced tea Quit watching women and TV Might even smoke mo cigarettes Play my guitar like Dickey Betts Get into Shania's pants I don't' think I gotta chance Chorus: But I ain't sayin' I won't try To do it all before I die I just might win, but if I lose Well I'll just blame it on the booze 'Cause I'm just doin' the best I can And I hope ya understand I plan to stay, but I might go And if I do, I told ya' so Outtro Instrumental