Attitude Adjustment

This one was an interesting challenge...I'm gonna double-check this later!! Thank you for helping me get the chorus right Matellmon!! Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night And he got a little drunk and wanted to fight And he jumped and challenged every man in the room And just about the time he got the words out An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth And used his head for a mop and a butt for a broom Chorus 1: It was an attitude adjustment I guess it was his first time An attitude adjustment Now he understands just fine He got bent out of shape and he opened his mouth And just one old point straightened him right out It was an attitude adjustment, it'll work everytime "Chords are the same progression for the rest of the song" Now I got this big old brother-in-law And me and him just never did get along Cause he wants to be sure I'm treatin' his sister right He got drunk one night and started beatin' me up And I went and got a tire tool out of the truck And laid him out as cold as a block of ice Chorus 2: It was an attitude adjustment And it'll work everytime An attitude adjustment, he loves on me all tme Now he say's I'm his kind of man And he comes around to me with his hat in his hand It was an attitude adjustment I cured all his family pride Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face And I said "Darlin', that was your first mistake" Then she went wild and her eyes turned red She started breakin' everything and screamin' loud And kickin me and cussin' me out And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head Chorus 3: It was an attitude adjustment Awe she loves on me all the time Just an attitude adjustment She's got a whole new frame of mind She don't nag, I don't beg We along and like I said An attitude adjustment Aw, everything's just fine She called the cops to take me in And I said "You're never gonna do it friend" And he just smiled and said "Oh, yes we will" Now a stitch to the head and some kicks to the shin And several bites by Rin-Tin_Tin And I couldn't wait to get into that jail Chorus 4: It was an attitude adjustment Oh I went along peacefully An attitude adjustment They made me clearly see Cause my head is black and my head is blue And both kneecaps are bit clean through It was an attitude adjustment It'll make your outlook brand new It was an attitude adjustment It'll make your outlook brand new