She wants a ten carat diamond ring And that's somethin' I ain't got Oh, but the way that she shakes that thang She's gonna have one sooner than not A hundred thousand dollar baby blue car That is also in her plan She's a high maintenance woman And I'm a low budget man Chorus She's a high maintenance woman She's what you call a ten She's a high maintenance woman It takes a lot to keep her tuned in Oh that very high maintenance woman Got me in the shape I'm in She's a high maintenance woman And I'm a low budget man Instrumental BREAK (16 BARS) Now the beauty salon where she goes They do everything to...everything From her head down to her toes And all the hot spots in between She blows about eight hundred there And then a champagne shopping spree She has very expensive tastes But she's worth every penny Chorus She's a high maintenance woman She's is what is known as a ten She's a high maintenance woman It takes a whole lot to keep her tuned in Oh this very high maintenance woman Got me in the shape I'm in She's a high maintenance woman And I'm a low budget man Instrumental BREAK (16 BARS) She's a high maintenance woman And I'm a low budget man She's a high maintenance woman But I'm gonna find some more money, honey She's a high maintenance woman SPOKEN Darlin' Sugar Sweetie She's a high maintenance woman And I'm a low budget man