Birthday Boy

INTRO: verse 1 Saturday morning, children's pictures Saturday morning, children's pictures Saturday morning, children's pictures I'm the birthday boy On the screen it's Roy Rogers On the screen it's Roy Rogers On the screen it's Roy Rogers We all cheer for Roy verse 2 Aniseed balls, ten a penny Liquorice wood, ain't got any Bubblegum cards, swap Tom Finney For the boys in royal blue verse 3 One day I'll be centre forward One day I'll be centre forward One day I'll be centre forward Scoring goals for you verse 4 Birthday cake, nine red candles School friends in their shorts and sandals Postman's knock, what a scandal If the grown ups knew VERSE 5 I've gotta find time to read The Rover Gotta find time to read The Rover Gotta find time to read The Rover Hotspur, Wizard too Under the sheets torchlight shining Under the sheets torchlight shining Under the sheets torchlight shining Tales of derring-do VERSE 6 Rockfist Rogan fights for Blighty Tough of the Track, Morgan the Mighty Wrestling crocs who never bite He always sees it through VERSE 7 One day I will be a hero One day I will be a hero One day I will be a hero Save the world for you VERSE 8 Oh, why can't we all pass the test and Why can't we all be the best and Tell the truth, shame the rest and And fight for what is right VERSE 9 'Cause growing up isn't easy Growing up isn't easy Growing up isn't easy But I suppose I will Fall in love, then get married Fall in love, then get married Fall in love, then get married Jane or Joan or Jill verse 10 Have three kids and a roast on Sunday Get up, go to work on Monday Will there ever be a funday Someday to enjoy verse 11 Like, Saturday morning, children's pictures Saturday morning, children's pictures Saturday morning, children's pictures I'm the birthday boy OUTRO: