Intro: verse 1 Here's a song for Cousin Joe We saw him come and we saw him go And that's about all you need to know 'Cause he never done nothing at all verse 2 He never wined, he never dined He never loved, and he never pined And all he said was "Never mind I never done nothing at all" Cousin Joe, he was there Happy as a millionaire How I wish I could share The secret of his savoir faire verse 3 He never served, he never fought He wasn't dumb, but he wasn't taught He wasn't shunned, but he wasn't sought 'Cause he never done nothing at all Cousin Joe, he was there Happy as a millionaire How I wish I could share The secret of his savoir faire verse 4 And when they laid his bones to rest They asked his friend who knew him best And on that stone the mason dressed Was, "He never done nothing at all, in style He never done nothing at all, but while He never done nothing at all, he'd smile 'Cause he never done nothing at all"