Intro: verse 1 It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish At the side of the road Such a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish We can take a big load There's a plastic bag full of something smelly A mattress, a mower, a pram and a telly It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish At the side of the road verse 2 It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates On all available fields Such a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates And increasing our yields If it crawls or it creeps, be it slugs or snails We can chemically kill it and it never fails It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates On all available fields It's a wonderful day Such a wonderful day For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and Blowing things away It's a wonderful day Such a wonderful day For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and Blowing things away verse 3 It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns And killing beautiful birds Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns And culling deer in their herds There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting Pardon me, I mustn't keep the Prince of Wales waiting It’s a wonderful day for taking our shotguns And killing beautiful birds It's a wonderful day Such a wonderful day For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and Blowing things away verse 4 It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns And killing beautiful birds Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns And culling deer in their herds There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting Pardon me, I mustn't keep the old Duke waiting It’s a wonderful day for taking our shotguns And killing beautiful birds And killing beautiful birds And killing beautiful birds