She left me for jesus Hayes carll We''ve been datin since high school we never once left this Town We use to go out on the weekends and we''d drink til we Drowned But now shes acting funny and i dont understand I think that shes found her some other man She left me for jesus and that just aint fair She says that hes perfect how could i compare She says i should find him and ill know peace at last If i ever find jesus im kickin his ass She showed me a picture all i could do was stare At that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hair They must think that im stupid or i dont have a clue Ill bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a jew Repeat chorus Solo Shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wine While she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mine Im a gonna get even i cant handle the shame Why last time we made love she even called out his name Repeat chorus It coulda been carlos or even billy ortez But if i ever find jesus Hes gonna wish he was dead Amen Thanks to gee for tabs